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2025-03-28 00:20:49

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Optimal liquid dispensing methods needed.

2025-03-27 05:36:53

Pouring a bottle upside down to empty it out, obviously isn't the best way to pour it out because of the, honestly, I don't even know, like the air floating up into the bottle, liquid going down. I don't really know how that works to be entirely honest, but I also feel like it'd be extremely easy to figure out what the best way to do it would be. Like, I don't know. We've got physics simulators that can simulate a jit load of things very quickly. Why can't we find out what the optimal, fastest way to dispense a liquid would be? Because that could scale to a lot of commercial applications, actually maybe not a lot, maybe like one or two. I don't know. I'm drunk.

Integrate tweets to WordPress automatically.

2025-03-26 04:12:32

Find some kind of integration where I can just share a tweet and it goes straight to my WordPress site under, like, tweets I like or something.

Smart pin captures and deletes images.

2025-03-21 05:07:00

Wearable pin that collects constant pictures slash videos, immediately deletes those are not relevant, but if capture something like a stovetop, car, e-brake, lock on door, and other fixations, store those until next occurrence to check against base comparison.

Modern vocabulary enhances perceived intelligence.

2025-03-10 20:03:32

One of the drivers for why we think new industries or jobs or stuff sound really intelligent when they speak is likely because those industries were built recently so used more modern vocabulary that is more academically, I guess, correct. I don't know.

Complete Jira animation, blog, consider upload.

2025-03-04 05:44:13

Finish Jira completion animation and make sure to write about it on personal blog. I don't know, can I upload that to the chrome store? That'd be kinda cool.

AI predicts bar patron drink behavior.

2025-03-01 00:44:08

AI modeled to computer vision view patrons drink size at the bar to alert when to approach. Back into predictive analytics about when people are most likely to order a drink, a drink of a different type based on speed, place, etc.

Standardizing productivity through stimulants?

2025-02-27 21:16:47

It's well known that Henry Ford standardized the coffee break because he found that his employees were more productive after consuming coffee mid-day. How long until we see tech labs start standardizing Adderall usage?

Wealthy advocate for class war.

2025-02-25 07:40:54

Make up a dude idea, guy who is in favor of a class war, he just happens to be rich.

Voice notes for quick reminders.

2025-02-23 00:07:35

And then I can jot down any quick note saying it out loud into my phone

Supplier credit hold lifted, reminder due.

2025-02-20 23:32:22

February 20th, Erin gets off credit hold with the supplier because of her doings while her team was slacking back. Remind her of this in two months and three days.

Analyze Rogan's topics against trends.

2025-02-20 17:43:17

Use unique topics and keywords from different Joe Rogan episodes. Overlay those with Google Trends data to see if he is in line with public opinion and popularity or if he's literally driving himself.

Utilize run metahistory for comparison.

2025-02-19 20:32:59

For Watchdog, what if we used the run metahistory, like the stuff that's on the Alteryx server that tells you like information, tools, so many records were joined with so many records. Use that and then compare each step of the way, that'd be pretty cool.

Father figures in different contexts.

2025-02-08 02:34:10

Triple threat. Didn't grow up with a dad, got a dad later, know somebody who had a dad vicariously through them.

Robot dog with gun mount.

2025-02-07 16:28:58

Get a robot dog, the go-to, with the robot arm mount, 3D print a mount that matches the robot arm, merge with an STL for a 3D printed Glock frame, put a fucking gun on a dog, baby.

Alteryx XML parser for field tracking.

2025-02-04 21:28:53

Build an Alteryx XML parser in Python so that you can see downstream dependencies of a field, find out what fields are unneeded, which ones are carried too far in the flow. Make sure to consider renames from source to output. That way we can track fields all the way through our ecosystem. Thanks for watching!

Research U.S. companies' payroll outsourcing.

2025-01-31 02:14:28

I wonder if it's possible to find out payroll or salary expense for a U.S. company to its employees to see what companies outsource the most, first the smallest, and then by industry. That'd be interesting.

Egg consumption affected by access.

2025-01-28 17:57:48

I wonder if egg consumption is lower in inner cities just because it's harder for people to like a lot of those people walk to the grocery store and then come home and it's harder to walk with eggs. Make more sense if the people who are commuting to the stores via car would be buying eggs more often.

Index content for political relevance.

2025-01-23 15:25:08

Build tool that indexes what percent of content like a podcast or YouTube video or a book or TV show, whatever, what percent of that is political related so that I can stop having to see everything being related to fucking politics because it's annoying.

One second’s challenge varies.

2025-01-22 06:00:39

Write about the thought of the one second further difficulty. Bench pressing one second further can be impossible. Studying for one second further, not.

Unhinged daily life snapshot.

2025-01-16 15:44:20

Day in the life unhinged bit

Median calculation for 90 days.

2025-01-15 05:00:00

For fuck off Friday calculator, use the median of each day with a rolling 90 day period.

Starting pitchers and relievers discussed.

2025-01-14 06:34:10

Tanner Scott as a starter, LeClerc, any other relievers.

Hyper collaboration replaces traditional competition.

2025-01-11 20:58:39

The emergence of a hyper collaborative society making it so that competition does not exist in its natural state.

Blog on "nothing-ever-happens" ideology.

2025-01-05 22:12:46

Make blog posts about the nothing-ever-happens ideology.

Trash remains at world's end.

2024-12-29 08:00:48

Nobody comes to pick up the trash at the end of the world.

Optimal starting position in roulette.

2024-12-29 05:58:25

Find optimal starting position in Russian roulette based on two players, three players, four players, etc.

Sustainable meat packaging alternatives needed.

2024-12-28 22:40:00

Find a way to package meats that isn't single-use plastic. Thoughts.

MiniCNC builds pinball machine.

2024-12-27 23:18:08

Use MiniCNC to build pinball machine.

Grocery data scraping and visualization.

2024-12-27 21:16:55

Scrape entire grocery store for product labels, ingredients, and images, real-time video of product matching based on label, red, yellow, green based on ingredients for demonstration purposes.

Durable audio device, non-smart.

2024-12-27 05:32:54

Weather-resistant, non-smart device, audio.

Rocket League cars reinforcement learning.

2024-12-27 05:21:55

Reinforcement learning Rocket League cars set up in table.

H1B job openings, title ratio.

2024-12-27 01:55:32

Scream H1B platforms for job openings for a title one ratio.

Arduino ball bounce synced to music.

2024-12-23 06:48:10

Build on that one thing the dude on Reddit made where he has an Arduino project, bounce a ball, do that to the tune of a song that's playing the beat in the background.

Future unevenly distributed.

2024-12-17 05:53:41

Banger quote I found online, the future is here, it's just not evenly distributed.

Evaluate bots for podcast transcriptions.

2024-12-15 00:41:10

Check feasibility of putting bots on podcasts and what transcribing YouTube looks like for the idea that we have around scraping podcasts for movies and books.

Media tracking for personalized recommendations.

2024-12-06 03:50:57

Track all forms of media for book and podcast recommendations. Index it on person.

Flag for Lua to advance frame.

2024-12-04 05:55:12

For DocuCom Reinforcement Learning Agent, when Python can verify that it's read the most recent frame, create a flag for Lua to allow the game to proceed to the next frame.

Motion sensor activates dim light.

2024-12-03 04:18:20

Motion sensor, smart home, if I walk into the bathroom late at night, talk to home assist in order to turn on the lights to lowest setting.

Automate podcast content for Plex.

2024-11-30 20:18:53

Scan podcasts preemptively to extract any movies or shows mentioned, automatically add those to Plex.

Sales activity metrics for development.

2024-11-22 20:17:34

Fuck off Friday calendar for sales supporting roles find a metric that can determine selling activity per day of the year so by proxy sales supporting roles can expect those days to be ideal for development focused activities.

Raspberry Pi ink display with button.

2024-11-19 04:30:01

A ink display that has Raspberry Pi behind it with a press button to redraw the image based on the math formula.

Create meaningful art with math.

2024-11-19 02:46:39

Do what that one guy does on Twitter where he uses mathematical equations to draw a picture but make the picture meaningful as a gift.

Naked blinds automation humor.

2024-11-12 23:00:32

Computer vision model to close blinds and standing in front of a window without clothes. LOL.

Mini rolling robot for desk.

2024-11-11 05:23:23

Little mini robot based on 4.0 that rolls around desk.

Degrading quality of synthetic data.

2024-11-07 06:02:54

If a large language model writes a paper and then another larger language model proofreads it or like corrects it like a teacher-student interaction, then we're just gonna train on more garbage synthetic data and we're gonna degrade the hell out of it and converge towards I don't even know

Monitor VC funding with scrapers.

2024-11-02 18:13:45

Put scrapers on Y Combinator, Founders Fund, all the other VC firms and check who they're funding.

Scraper for racing payouts comparison.

2024-11-02 06:11:44

Let's set a web scraper on TVG or like Twin Spires or something and make it sit there and record payouts and race results and shit like that. It'd be kind of interesting to see like what's the difference between randomly selecting numbers for exotic like a Xacta or a Trifecta or a Superfecta versus like a slot machine or something like that.

YouTube annual personalized rap.

2024-11-01 02:13:50

More personalized YouTube yearly rap, like Spotify rap, but with YouTube.

Verify IRS median income 2023.

2024-10-31 07:26:18

To prove Aaron's dumbass wrong, check to see what the SEC, no fuck not the SEC, it would be, um, who the fuckers who do accounting? The IRS. Check what the IRS median income reporting 2023 was.

Hot word for voice memo organization.

2024-10-29 05:09:12

Allow for a special hot word start to voice memos to redirect or copy to hoarder. Potentially also allow it to go into the same list. Sorry, go into the list that's been chosen in the voice note.

Consider varying sprint timeframes.

2024-10-29 05:07:49

For sprint planning, what if we ran in additional sprints with different time frames on them?

Braves' international player development plans.

2024-10-29 03:52:39

Braves-oriented development plans for agreed-upon players international.

Disarming shyness.

2024-10-27 05:57:47

Shy enough to disarm.

Train agent to use joystick.

2024-10-27 04:41:27

Using same reinforcement learning agent teach it to use joystick so it can interface with actual machine.

Beat dad's Donkey Kong score.

2024-10-27 04:40:33

Use reinforcement learning agent to beat dad's high school score in Donkey Kong.

Widget displaying game stats.

2024-10-26 20:37:01

The same way that sports commentators will make comments about interesting stats that have to do with the game, a little widget that tells you those and displays them across the bottom, similar to what they probably have in their backend.

Calvin and Hobbes comic art.

2024-10-26 15:43:20

Print out Calvin and Hobbes comics and put them as art.

Time-based report parameters for troubleshooting.

2024-10-24 22:14:52

Have time-based parameters for the report so that users can plug in opportunity and determine why it won't be showing currently.

Apple Watch sip orientation feature.

2024-10-21 05:02:14

Apple watch orientation to see when taking a sip of something.

Custom categories for Skita postings.

2024-10-19 21:15:06

For Skita posting per each IP address, allow them to have their own categories for it to feed into based on their current projects. Feed that into prompt for LLM.

Map game times to arrest records.

2024-10-19 21:11:28

Per each state, or city, I guess, map game times across score across arrest records. See correlation.

Categorize and style schizo posts.

2024-10-19 19:52:29

I don't know for a schizo posting probably should add Category and top right I think based on a few buckets they could fall into Delete into bottom right of note. We can make some cool CSS that make it look fun Yeah

Database migration added to deployment.

2024-10-19 19:51:10

Was able to add database migrate to deployment script. Should be able to make any migrations in the future without an issue.

2024-10-19 19:26:54

Stage the ability to delete a note or categorize a note. Shit, is this going to require another database migration?

2024-10-19 19:13:22

Track by IP address and change colors also probably give ability to delete.

2024-10-19 14:54:59

A mold solution might be preferable for microneedles so that the hollow aspect can come pre-fitted with the electrode.

2024-10-18 05:13:11

The thought of going somewhere no one else has ever been, like Antarctica, it's appealing because it means you're unique, there's something particular about you.

2024-10-18 02:30:09

Testing, testing, let's try this again.

2024-10-17 18:56:52

Standalone executable that a user can run to see why something isn't showing up in a production view. Namely, opportunity isn't showing up in this dash. Executable hits read-only SQL table. SQL table has all logic in a cell. Pass through that, answer why.

2024-10-17 14:18:05

We're not copywriters or analysts. Why are you corpo speaking in prod?

2024-10-17 04:25:13

Commercial ask video for schizoposting where it does like the bump bump bump duh rhythm. Issue case is opening up a notepad or OneNote or getting a pencil for getting what you thought.

2024-10-17 04:18:46

fuck it, make schizo posting a sass lol would be a good way to figure out how to do login info and stuff

2024-10-16 15:10:31

Python script, how to halt and just seize fire, calculate every dimension across every possible bucket, and then basic regression.

2024-10-16 14:26:47

Automatically calculate run rate using the formula that I just built out, but do it live so that any individual, account, product line, or org can quickly find it.

2024-10-14 04:08:05

Use an iPhone recurrent shortcut to read data from the Bluetooth device, and then push to widget.

2024-10-12 15:42:07

Give ability to subscribe to website and get like daily updates and changes. I think maybe

2024-10-09 04:40:13

To do, check out, cursor, I guess.

2024-10-08 05:33:29

Super basic Python module that plugs into Alteryx, just a single Python module, hit the Tableau server API on a specific workbook, parse the XML in order to get all the fields that are used, any unused fields passed to output, I think dynamic rename on field description to identify fields that are not being used.

2024-10-05 21:48:07

The human mind is so highly dimensional that trying to use any binary diagnosis on it is kind of stupid. Unless you would do like clustering and then those little things in general proximity to each other, you could call that. Which may be exactly what it is, so maybe I'm wrong.

2024-10-05 20:29:46

For president Agami website probably just need to make a single not view but I guess table that has all attributes, outcome, score Agami, hash for the map yeah

2024-10-05 19:30:10

Watchdog motto, in God we trust, in others we verify.

2024-10-05 01:20:11

Excel and SharePoint IDEA, instead of refreshing the data source, what if we did a poll, unpacked the actual file itself to see any changes since last upload, macrotized that, fed it into a VBA script so that at the end of execution we're actually overriding the file, but somewhere in between we run a VBA script that is created on the fly in order to allow us to stage the changes the same way that the user last left them.

2024-10-04 20:56:19

For Watchdog, add the ability for if the air is high enough, don't air out the flow, rather just create a temp file that we can stage and push into production later.

2024-10-04 19:11:16

I have a website that is meant to serve for my sales reps in order for them to have a single location to go to for their data needs. It's going to be across organizations with insecure power. I need a quick little write-up as to what my about section is going to be for this page.

2024-10-04 19:06:57

Map output for CRM dashboard to the front end of the dash and a staged pivot table.

2024-10-04 13:41:18

There's no way that the current calendar of 365.25 days with a leap year is perfect. Like if it's .2499999, then eventually we're going to fall out of sync or just slowly move out of sync.

2024-10-02 06:34:27

Wallpaper that you can write on all over my apartment. Schizo chamber.

2024-10-01 18:03:51

mission control dashboard have team filter that changes the actual filters for the owners and the team

2024-10-01 14:21:18

For a new case for iPhone, make sure to get a leather one. Might need to wait a little bit since the phone's new. Yeah.

2024-10-01 05:56:58

For the chart, no not the chart, for the US maps on President GAMI, it probably makes sense just to take the top like 150 most likely on SCORE GAMI and non-SCORE GAMI and just do those on a local machine, make it look pretty, and then SSH those over to the VPS.

2024-10-01 04:40:51

For the president GAMI for the NFL score GAMI lookalike chart that is called a binary heat map and I think we should have like a toggle where you toggle over it and it overlays a probability distribution on what is probably gonna happen like sectioned off into little areas I don't really know how you would do that you could sum up the areas until they reach a certain amount and then I don't know we'll figure it out

2024-09-30 14:01:40

Same way NFL scorer Agami has that little grid with historical scores, do the same thing for President Agami but then have a little dot with like the current average or expected range that we're going to close this election.

2024-09-30 04:59:18

What if there was also, for the app, like, replies to it, as if it was that one app that dude on Twitter had, where he has like an AI bot following on his social media. Each one of these gets posted, and then like a chatGBT asks, like an API or whatever, which one I'm going to use, replies with expansion, descent, and neutral? I don't know.

2024-09-30 02:53:46

Next steps will probably be after the transcription is done, pass that through my OpenAI API key like a chat GPT thing, and then let them summarize it and give it a header for the basic idea of what it is, maybe categorize it, work, personal, random note, idea, speaking into the void, whatever it may be, so I can filter it down on the site, and then probably make some CRUD operations on the site to allow me to delete ones that I don't want to see. The end.

2024-09-30 02:45:19

First demo test trial of this while on Microsoft Teams presenting my phone.

2024-09-30 02:43:43

Skipping the saving file and going directly from recorded audio to post. Thank you.

2024-09-30 02:42:57

Using the current date method with a .mp4 attached.

2024-09-30 02:42:20

Using the current date method with a .mp4 attached.

2024-09-30 02:28:27

Testing Audio Recording Trial 1

2024-09-30 02:27:36

Testing a recording thing that I am recording.

2024-09-30 01:47:44

The stale smell of old beer lingers. It takes heat to bring out the odor. A cold dip restores health and zest. A salt pickle tastes fine with ham. Tacos al pastor are my favorite. A zestful food is the hot cross bun.